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2007

December 27th 

When it comes to raising little kids, 30 percent of dads say they can't do this.....
Answer: Pull a tooth!

December 19

8 out of 10 women say they would NEVER pay more than $40 for this......
Answer: A pair of jeans!!!

December 12th

28 percent of women have done this at a wedding.... 
Answer: Caught the bouquet!

November 28th

A recent poll asked: "The last song that I want to hear before I die is______________".  
The #1 song was "Another One Bites the Dust".  This was the #2 answer............ 
Answer: "My Way"

November 21st

37 percent of Americans have done this while driving.......
Answer: Picked up a hitchhiker!

November 8th

A recent poll asked people to name the worst household gadget ever invented.  
The #1 answer was the electric can opener.  What was #2?
Answer: The waffle iron!

November 1st

A recent survey showed that most women hope that men wait until 
at least the 3rd date before they do this..... 
Answer: Talk about politics!

October 24th 

19 percent of people said this was what bothered them most about their spouse....
Answer: Their laugh!

10/17/07

While it's assumed that nobody likes this, 
it turns out that 52 percent of the people actually think it's great!
Answer: Their driver's license photo!

10/9/07

45% of parents' surveyed, said they would not have a problem if their son requested____________
Answer: A Barbie!

10/2/07

One in five Americans admit to doing this at a party..
Answer: Double dip!

9/26/07

66 percent of Americans say they have played this game.  
Half said they did it as a kid, and half said they did it as adults.....
Answer: Spin the bottle!

IT's Back!!!

 April 30th

You will go through 121 pints of this in your life....
Answer: Tears!

April 23rd

When asked to name the movie that was their secret favorite,  people named this as their favorite...
Answer: "The Sound of Music"!

April 18th 

Only one in six married men, knows this.....
Answer: Their wife's weight!

April 16th 

"What is the ultimate comfort food"?   The #1 answer was ice cream and #2 was mac and cheese. This was the #3 answer...Grilled cheese sandwich!

April 9th

57% of husbands will do this twice a week...
Answer: Say "I'm sorry" to their wife.

April 4th

This is the body part most often injured in skiing accidents.....
Answer: Thumb!

April 2nd

7 percent of people say this is why they don't like taking vacations......
Answer: They're afraid they'll lose their job when they're gone!

March 28th

65 percent of people who buy this on a regular basis say it's not very good....
Answer: Frozen pizza!

March 26th

A recent polled asked  "Why doesn't anyone serve _______________ for breakfast?
The #1 answer was pizza, the #2 answer was ice cream and this was the #3 answer.............
Answer: Soup!!!

March 21st

In the last 5 years, one of these has been heard on American radio stations 6 million times...
Answer: :A song by an American Idol contestant!

March 19th

In a recent survey, women said their favorite romantic movie is "The Notebook".  Men said their favorite was _____________________________________________.....
Answer: "Titanic"!

March 14th
This is the most stolen item from public libraries.....
Answer: The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue!

March 12th

7 million people a year admit to doing this with their cell phone.....
Answer: Dropping it in the toilet!

March 7th

71 percent of U.S. households report that they have at least one of these in their household....
Answer: Someone who snores!

March 5th

37 percent of women and 17 percent of men, secretly wish they had this.....
Answer: A piercing!

February 28th

You will eat 35,000 of these in your lifetime......
Cookies!!!!

February 26th

75 percent of teenagers never, ever use on of these........
Answer: A watch.  They get the time from their cell phones! 

February 21st 

Even though they know it's silly, 25 percent of people admit they've done this with their finger.....
Answer: Write in the dirt on someone's vehicle!

February 19th

17 percent of men say they would trade their girlfriend for a __________________________...
Answer: A plasma TV!!

February 15th

19 percent of people said they'd give up 3 hours of sleep for this.....
Answer: A good cup of coffee!

February 5th

A new survey says the top two things that will get you out a bad mood in the morning are #1: listening to the radio.  What was #2?
Answer: Breakfast in bed!

January 31st

90 percent of us have this in our home, but only 40 percent of us ever use it....
Answer: Dental floss!

January 29th

A recent poll asked "What is the ONE food that you always have in your house?".  
The number one answer was cheese. What was #2?
Answer: Peanut butter

January 24th

Experts say this is your best excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket....
Answer: A "family emergency"!

January 17th

A new survey shows that this is the #1 one thing that men secretly wanted for Christmas, but didn't get....
Answer: A leather jacket!

January 15th

Only 24 percent of people who have one, actually use it for the reason it was intended....
Answer: Their garage!

January 10th

The odds of being killed by doing this, are one in 2 million...
Answer: Falling out of bed!

January 8th

Of all the food in the grocery store, this is the most profitable.......
Dog food!

January 2nd

If you're an average adult in America, you have about 29 pounds of this...
Answer: Bone mass!

 

2006

December 27th

A recent survey asked "What is the strangest thing you've ever hung on your Christmas tree"?  
The number one answer was pickles, this was the #2 answer..... 
Answer: Beer cans!

December 20th

A recent Survey asked "What is the worst gift you ever gave anyone"?.....
#1 Answer: A picture of myself/my family!

December 18th

Ten percent of air travelers admit they have done this on a plane...
Answer: Ask the stranger next to them, if they can finish their food!

December 13th

The TV shows with the most searches online are American Idol and Lost. This is the #3 show...
Answer: Days of Our Lives!

December 11th

There are currently 17 of these in the White House....
Answer: Christmas trees!

December 6th

10 percent of parents say that if they could do it all over again, they would..........
Answer: Rename their kids!

December 4

This is much more likely to bring on a heart attack, than anything else......
Answer: Your birthday!!!

November 29

Men were asked to name their #1 career regret and this was the #1 answer..
Answer: Had a relationship in the  office

November 27

In a recent survey, 31 percent of men said they wished they had one more of these......
Answer:
One more day off each week!

November 22nd 

6 out of 10 doctors admit to doing this to help diagnose an illness....
Answer: They "Google" it....

November 15th

82 percent of women admit to doing this, after starting a new relationship.....
Answer: Snooping through his stuff!

November 13th

Businesses will lose about $17 billion in productivity because their employees are doing this...
Online Christmas shopping!

November 8th

13 percent of men say that if a woman does this on the first date, there will be no second date......
Answer: Ordering the most expensive thing on the menu!

November 6th

In the late 60s, 50 percent of kids did this.  Today it's about 15 percent....
Answer: Walked to school!

November 1st

We all use one everyday, but the most expensive one sold for $260,000....
A pen!!!!

October 30th

It's the most shop-lifted item in Italy....
Answer: Parmesan cheese!

October 25th

One out of every 8 Americans, believes that this is a country.....
Answer: Alaska!

October 23rd

When it comes to raising little kids, 30 percent of dads say they can't do this.....
Answer: Pull a tooth!

October 18th

2 out of 3 people say they will do this at a movie theater, even though they know they shouldn't....
Answer: Squirt extra butter on their popcorn! 

October 16th

In our country of 300 million people, over 250 million of us went to one of these last year....
Answer: A beach!

October 11th

Microbiologists have determined that over 90 percent of these have dangerous bacteria.....
Answer: A purse!

October 9th

If you're an average American, you have 5 of these in your closet......
Answer: Sweatshirts!

October 4th

A new survey finds that these are the 3 words that women most want to hear the most....
Answer: You've lost weight!!

 October 2nd

Experts have labeled this the 'kiss of death' on a first date....
Answer: Paying with a coupon!

September 27th

Everyone enjoys these, but 21 percent of us refuse to eat them.....

Answer: Fortune cookies!

September 25th

"On the 1st date, this would be the #1 turn-off"........
Answer: Bad breath!

September 20th

If you have one of these in your house, there's an 85 percent chance that you never really use it....
Answer: A Piano!!!!

September 13th

A survey of parents found this to be the  #1 source of aggravation when it comes to their kids....
Answer: Picky eating!

September 11th

A survey of kids asked them what kind of animal they would like to be.  30 percent said this....
Answer: A dolphin!

September 6th

1 in 3 men have done this in their lifetime.  The average age is 31 and the oldest one on record is 97... 
Answer: Get divorced!!

September 4th

If your child is average, they'll do this for about 28 minutes today.....
Answer: Coloring!

August 28th

About 500 new ones will be introduced today.....
Answer: Computer viruses!

April 23rd 

This fall, employers will lose almost $20 billion in productivity from their employees doing this...
Answer: Fantasy football!

August 21st 

8 percent of men have done this, but they don't want their buddies to know....
Answer:  Painted their wives toenails!!!

August 14

30 percent of Americans cannot tell you what year this happened.....
Answer: The attack on 9/11...it was 2001, by the way.

August 9th

Almost a third of people don't know this about their spouse....
Answer: How much money they make!

August 7th

In a recent online poll, when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, 63 percent of teen and pre-teen girls gave this one-word answer...
Answer: Famous!

August 2nd

You can't really tell by looking at it, but average one is 44 inches long...
Answer: A coat hanger!

July 31st
This particular fast food item will be purchased 22 million times this year...
Answer: Soft drinks

July 26th

Many of us believed this as kids, but study says that more than 10 percent of adults still believe it...
Answer: That the moon is at least partially made of cheese!!!!!!

July 19th

The U.S. government orders 45 million of these every year...
Answer: Pencils!

July 17th

Women are going to spend $2 billion on these this year and the average woman has 7 of them..
Answer: Purses!


July 11th

59 percent of women say they've kept this a secret from their significant other...
Answer: That they've loaned money to a relative.

July 5th

This year there will be 111 magazines published in North America with this theme....
Weddings!

July 3rd

The largest one in history, measured more than 122 feet across....
A pizza!!

June 28th
The average woman has nine pairs of shoes that have this in common...
Answer: She never wears them!

June 26th
Scientists say, just thinking of this, will give you an instant energy burst....
Answer: Your favorite song!

June 21st
2 percent of college students don't have one of these....
Answer: A high school diploma!

June 19th
19 percent of Americans admit being addicted to this.....
Answer: Cell phones!

June 14th

7 percent of people say this is their biggest fear regarding an upcoming vacation....
Answer: They will return and lose their job!

June 12th

Around the world, a phonecall is made to authorities every 3 minutes to report this....
Answer: UFO's

June 7th

43 percent of Americans have had this on their head at least once in their life...
Answer: Mickey Mouse ears!

June 5th

40 percent of guys won't ask her out again if she does this on the first date.....
Answer: Snorting when she laughs!

May 31st

26.2 percent of Americans have done this for fun in the last year......
Answer: Played miniature golf!!!

May 24th

18 percent of American women will do this at least 2 or 3 times, everyday...
Answer: Call their mom!

May 22nd

The number 1 cause of fistfights is a woman....what's the #2 cause of fistfights in America.....
Answer: Parking spaces!

May 17th 
80 percent of weddings have this on the menu.....
Answer: Cocktail meatballs!

May 15th

The average child will go through 730 of these by age 10 .....
Answer: Crayons!

May 10th 

22 percent of Americans do this every morning, and it's sure to drive someone else crazy.....
Answer: Leave a gob of toothpaste in the sink!

May 8th

1 in 20 people say they have done this in order to seem more intelligent...
Answer: Get a tattoo!

May 3rd

A recent poll of employees and employers showed that 4 percent of people use this lame excuse when they're late for work....

Answer: lost my keys!

May 1st

15 percent of people say this was the first thing they can remember that made them scared.....
Answer: A ferris wheel!

April 26th

3% of Americans have had a grilling experience that 
included__________?
Answer: A fire extinguisher

                                                                                                                                             

April 24th

According to a recent survey, this is the #1 thing that parents tell their kids...
Answer: Close the door!!

April 19th

The average American will walk about 18 miles a year doing this.....
Answer: Vacuuming!

April 17th

Psychiatric studies show that if you had one of these as a kid, you stand a better chance of being schizophrenic.......
Answer: A cat!!!!

April 10th

This year, 126,000 men will be treated in emergency rooms after using one of these....
Answer: A ladder!!!

April 5th

Some experts believe that this is the most recycled consumer product in the world today.....
Answer: Automobiles!!

April 3rd

One in four veterinarians has had to treat an animal for this.....
Answer: Being drunk!

March 29th

At some point, one out of every 200 homes in America will have THIS in common?
Answer: They'll be struck by lightening

March, 27th 

1 in 10 Americans have admitted to this type of theft...
Answer: Switching price tags at a store

March 22nd

In Europe, there are specialists who are charging schools $250 a day to teach kids how to do this...
Answer: Play!!!

March, 20th

If you're getting married soon, you should know there's an 11 percent chance this will happen to you....
Answer:
Their mother-in-law will move in with them!!!

March 15th 

In a recent survey, more people blamed their increased stress on this more than anything else...
Answer: Cell phone!

March 13th

Research showed that returned merchandise returned to a store had this problem
Answer: Nothing

March, 8th

Studies show that if you have a kid between 12 and 17 years old, there's an 80 percent chance they have done this in the last year...
Answer: They have gambled!

March, 6th

A recent survey showed that 57% of home cooked meals does not contain this...
Answer: Vegetables

March 1st

Studies show that 'mommy' and 'daddy' are the first two words most babies say.
This is most often the 3rd word they learn...
Answer: TV!

February, 27th

1.8 million people in America, did this last night......
Answer: Stayed at a hotel or motel

February, 23rd 

Scientists say this is the most bacteria-infested item that people touch routinely....
Answer: Shopping cart handles!

February, 20th

Most women will spend about $70 this year on this.
Answer: Valentines Day!

 

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